convention for genevas :)
welcome to the worst possible discord in the world! now in RPG form
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God-loving Communal Vbasement
you walk into the gcv institute of religious rehabilitation, and then you keep walking down the stairs until finally you make it to the lowest floor. it's like 600 feet below sea level. there's a bunch of jail cells down here, housing some lousy bitches who violated the geneva conventions.
warden color is standing by the door, a mask pulled over its mouth but not his nose. in one hand it is holding the holy bible. in the other is his Good Christian Values stick, still dripping with some unfortunate prisoner's blood. probably honey's.
choose a resident to inspect:
Goofy Capitalist (?) Ventures
you walk into a generic office building and find yourself in its generic waiting room. there are several chairs along the wall, one of which you sit in, and a large fish tank on your left, though it is for some reason filled to the brim with plastic orangutan figurines instead of water. it does not appear to contain any fish, but there is a bit of sand at the bottom.
secretary color is sitting behind the reception desk, conspicuously not wearing a mask. he presents you an "informational pamphlet," though it's really just a sheet of printer paper that's been folded in half and scribbled on with some kind of red liquid. "don't forget to take off your mask at the door," he says, "or we'll have to send you out without a kissaroo from me to you!"
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GCV PROJECTS AS OF SEPTEMBER 2020:
the planets
the picrew
Gobligatory Ctestimonials Vpage
"nyaowdy," says the prisoner in cell #2. "i'm chant, your friendly prison shopkeeper. also i'm a catboy. check this shit out before warden color confiscates my stash!"
"you can have my last anti-asian racism pass for 8 gold, or one of my thirteen pictures of honey's dad for just 40 gold each," they tell you. "and in the back i've got a catboy necronomicon, if you're interested in that kind of thing. it'll only cost ya 500 fish!"
ACTION MENU:
▸(go back to the prison block)
"you can't afford that! come back when you have 500 more fish."
ACTION MENU:
▸"how do i get more fish?"
▸(go back to the shop)
"oh shit, warden color's coming over! there's no way i'm selling anything to you now. just try to get out before he starts chanting bible verses, or you'll wish you hadn't lived to regret it."
ACTION MENU:
▸"i kind of like the bible, though..."
▸"okay, bye-bye!"